Don’t Blink Or You’ll Miss This World’s Newest Fastest Speed Stacker!

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It’s time for another “Let us Make You Feel Bad Because You’re Untalented When You Were A Kid!” portion!

Today’s topic? Speed Stacking!

First of all, it’s rare for anybody to talk about speed stacking. Usually, stacking happens when you’re in a party (usually a kid’s) and then no one could ever think of a way to waste another half an hour till Aunt Janeth’s done cooking with her disgusting turkey dish. Stacking comes into place when you don’t have any props left, and you still got cups that were supposedly used for last night’s beer pong.

Now, I know that speed stacking may look like a very boring sport. But trust me when I tell you this, it’s a freaking skill that you could actually boast to your friends. And when I was on this kid’s age, I can’t even stack a deck of cards calmly. Just 3 cards and I’m out! But just look at this kid and see his face as he beat the world record for speed stacking.

2 things that’s worth looking on this video. One is that he had done a world record. It’s like you’re being the best out of a gazillion people! I mean, I don’t really care about your skill, but if you’re the best of something, then that’s worth something. And two, he beat the record with a whole number. 5.000! It’s like OCs celebrating with joy as no other decimal numbers were injured on this record breaking event!

I’m not sure of his age, but I guess when I was his age I was just sulking in bed because my mom didn’t buy me tickets to a concert somewhere in my country.

So kid, if ever you had the opportunity to read this, be proud of yourself. And remember, you’re the top kid out of a gazillion people on Earth!

This video article was submitted to us by Marko Thalber!

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