This Adorable Girl Has The Weirdest Talent Ever – Animal Hypnotism!

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It’s time for another “Let us Make You Feel Bad Because You Were Untalented When You Were A Kid!” portion!

Today’s topic? Hypnotism!

Hypnotism is the a process of putting one under your spell. It’s like having a boyfriend or a girlfriend, then threatening him/her that you’ll broke up with that person once they canceled the relationship request that you sent. It’s like you’ve got a cookie and someone who has a medical condition that needs an hourly dosage of cookie is now obeying your orders just to live. Everything is just entertaining as long as you got them under your freaking “Simon says” law.

But look, hypnotism requires talent. Hypnotism requires skill. Hypnotism requires a special power that will put you on a higher rank.  But unless you’re a Chinese 5-year-old girl who has the power to make animals calm and sleep by using your cute voice, well come on down! Get ready cause now, you’re the human animal sleeping pill!

It was obviously your typical Britain’s Got Talent except it was from China. And when talent shows like these pop out, you get your usual telekinetic people, mentalists or hypnotists. But in this case, your hypnotists is a 5 year-old girl.

So why should you envy this girl? Well, this girl could actually hypnotize a dog, an iguana, a frog, a rabbit, a chicken, and a freaking rabbit! She can actually calm them down and “freeze” them in place like as if liquid nitrogen was poured to these animals.

Look, when I was 5, I couldn’t even make my older brother do the dishes or even pick up the candy wrapper that he just threw.

Well, I guess my life as a kid wasn’t really as exciting as this hypnotic kiddo! Screw you, animal whisperer! I know I can talk to animals as well… Well, if barking back to your dog counts..

And that ends our “Let us Make You Feel Bad Because You’re Untalented WhenYou Were A Kid!” !